All My Cruise Crap Accessory Bag – Funny Travel Pouch In Black

This cotton cosmetic bag is a must-have travel essential for organizing makeup, toiletries, and other small items while on the go. With multiple size options, lightweight design, and durable cotton drill fabric, this pouch is ideal for travelers and cruise lovers. It also makes a great funny gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who enjoys staying organized with a cheeky twist.

Perfect For:

• Cruise holidays and travel adventures
• Birthdays, bridal showers, or personal treats
• Organizing packing cubes, toiletries, or tech items
• Cruise lovers with a sense of humor

Product Features:

• Multiple size options for convenience
• Lightweight and compact design
• Durable 100% cotton drill fabric
  
• Designed for adults (not suitable for children under 7)

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean only
• Use mild soap and water
• Do not machine wash or tumble dry

Size Guide – Accessory Pouch

Imperial (inches):
Size 1: 6.7" × 4.7"
Size 2: 7.1" × 5.9"
Size 3: 8.3" × 7.1"
Size 4: 10.2" × 8.3"
Size 5: 10.6" × 9.5"

Metric (cm):
Size 1: Length 17.02 × Height 11.94 × Width 6.10
Size 2: Length 18.03 × Height 14.99 × Width 6.10
Size 3: Length 21.08 × Height 18.03 × Width 6.10
Size 4: Length 25.91 × Height 21.08 × Width 6.10
Size 5: Length 26.92 × Height 24.13 × Width 6.10

Great for:
Keeping your cruise essentials in one place – makeup, chargers, tech gear, or toiletries – all with a fun, sassy message that makes packing more enjoyable.